what's up with arguing?
What you describe is just another symptom
of the malady that causes some people to open
their mouths without engaging their brains.
I read a joke today, which I will try and repeat here
as best I can.
When God made man, he allocated 10 years for his sex life.
After negotiations, God would not relent and give a greater allocation.
However, God did allocate 20 years to monkeys. But the monkeys only felt the need for 10 years and so a deal was struck to allocate the extra 10 to man.
Similarly, lions were given 20 years for their sex lives.
Again, the lions only required 10, so Man negotiated for the balance and got it.
Finally, God gifted donkeys with 20 years, and like the lions and monkeys, they only wanted 10. Man was there again to pick up the slack and the extra 10 years.
So what basically happened is that men have 10 years of good sex, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lying, and 10 years of making jackasses out of themselves.<g>
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