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Non-Tech : Any info about Iomega (IOM)?
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To: Mortis who wrote (22097)5/8/1997 1:22:00 AM
From: Frank Drumond   of 58324
 
In honor of David Letterman, which I'm now watching as I surf the thread....

Frank's Iomega QUIZ

1) What is Iomega doing with their $40 million in R&D spending this year?

a) Buying the best dang donuts any R&D lab has every eaten every dang day.
b) Trying to figure out how to build a storage device that works with no.hands as Rocky advises.
c) Preparing to release a 2 GB Jaz, a 200 MB Zip and a n.hand drive that can handle Pamela Sue Anderson's jiggles.

2) What is Iomega doing with their marketing dollars?

a) Working on that ad campaign that finally ends the LS-120 challenge.
b) Tim Hill is paying Joel to let him call him Mary Haung during their private investment seminars.
c) Continuing to deliver the outstanding Iomega storage message to the real world, the non-nerdophiles.

3) What will Iomega do to improve revenues?

a) KE will visit Wyle (oh, you know the guy that used to be the CEO of Maxtor in the late 80's) in prison to understand how to ship bricks instead of disk drives.
b) Sell Joel investment newsletters that back up his "strategy du-jour".
c) Ship 10,000,000 Zip drives in 1997 (including licensees) and 60,000,000 Zip disks.

4) What will Frank Drumond do on his next visit to New York City?

a) Embark on a lifetime relationship with a new friend he meets outside of Penn Station.
b) Watch Rocky use his predictive powers to "double" his pay-check by winning at 3 card Monty.
c) Enjoy too much too eat at Carmine's and take in an excellent Broadway show.

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