Just a little more fun and highlights....
from the Special Twit Olympics....
Wow, everyone should be really proud of dixietwit's
fencing medals- Gold, Silver and Bronze AGAIN.
Dixietwit is quite "the Swordsman"
Though Dixietwit was marked down from another three
sevens by one point in each category for a little
bit of foolhardy bravado. However, dixietwit's 666
still won the day.
Here's what happened.
In the shadow fencing event (sort of like shadow boxing)
Dixietwit practically impaled himself on his own
Sword when calling out too aggressively to assail
his imaginary demon a middle aged Scottish named gent.
However, rather than fall completely on his own
Sword, dixietwit - The Swordsman- accidently lopped
off his own very little wee wee. Amazingly dixietwit wasn't
the slightest bit fazed and loudly proclaimed that he
always wanted to be a girl. So enamored was he with
a former fellow employee at tsig, he donned her name: Alyce.
Thus dixietwit's 666 folly, its self performed
transsexual operation, led to dixietwit's gender
bending reincarnation as the sword touting super
bbitch Alyce.
But dixietwit 666 wasn't done. It still wanted
to play with itself and often got upset with
its inability to reach down its pants in public.
So dixietwit sewed, with needle and thread, its genetalia
to its forehead. Though dixietwit's scrotum and teeny
little schnitzel soon shriveled due to lack of blood
to both of its heads, dixietwit/Alyce was quite satisfied
with itself. Now it could play with its shriveled
little self without reaching down its pants in public.
Plus best of all, next time you see it be
sure to call it Dickkface or Dickkhead, because
dixietwit will surely take your comments as
a compliment. |
