Dear God,
I know we don't talk much, but I need to speak to you now.
God, the market these days terrify the beejebus out of me. I've been mostly cash for a while now, 'cos I'm a paranoid chicken little with no guts.
Please God, if you're out there, show us a sign out of this mess, so I can continue buying and holding stocks that keep doubling every few months for absolutely no reason. All this talk about fundamentals and multiples are getting me really depressed.
God, please aid the shorts in their efforts to drive down the prices of the gems so that I can buy them really cheap after the crash.
And God, don't forget to bless BCE, ALSC, RMTR, ATYT, SNDK, SMDK, VOXX, QCOM after you've punished them enough. I might want to buy them again some day after I see you've extolled some humility out of them.
Amen.
PS. God, I know you can take a joke cos I saw dogma and they said God has a sense of humour.
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