introducing "PUNAMUCIL"
Are you moody and just not yourself?
Are you just all stuffed up?
Are the usual remedies just not working?
Well then you need Puna Pickle's, Punamucil, to move you. Yes its, Punamucil, home grown from pure Hawaiian extracts of papaya, noni, passion, kiwi, mango and secret minerals from the Kiluai volcano. Blessed by the Pele Goddess of fire, sure to make you erupt as regular as Kiluai.
Puna Pickles Pledge to you,
The bowels stuck,
usual remedies... no luck,
then its Punamucil to the rescue,
money back guarantee,
no eruption, its for free
thats the mahalo way
And new for SI members ..... introducing PunaBalls
Has the tech meltdown made you feel sick?.
Is there a big knot in your belly saying why didn't I sell when I had a chance?
Not to worry try our newest product, Punaballs.
Special mixture of Poi, Kona coffe beans and Punamucil known locally for its uplifting of the spirit. Can be chewed to the hearts content. Punaballs not only provide relieve but offer extra energy for the days activities.
Testimonial from Marcos: I was feeling really badly about the loss of the real SI . My friends didn't join me at the market spirit jungle and then the market tanked. My gut was killing me; I thought my life was over; nothing worked but then I tried punamucil.....that got my bowels moving and then I heard about Punaballs....no more powders to mix with water; thats so cool. And now everything seems wonderful......sure I know nothing has really changed but I still feel better. I mean really really better......I even like Bryan Burdick now. |
