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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (14157)5/14/2000 4:39:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters. So he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone has had sex.

To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people and went down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately until he came to the last man in line, an elderly gentleman, who was grinning from ear to ear.

"Twice a day," the therapist guessed but was surprised when the man said no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer was no.

"Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a month?" "No." The man finally said yes when the doctor got to "once a year."

The therapist was irked that his theory wasn't working, and asked the elderly gentleman, "Then, what the heck are you so happy about?"

The gentleman answered, "Tonight's the night!"
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