milesov,
"seems the site works better with "internet exploitation" software"
heheheh
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by
train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy
tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket between
them.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a
Microsoft employee.
"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple engineer.
They all board the train. The Microsoft employees take their respective seats but all
three Apple engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft employees saw this and
agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft employees
decide to copy the Apple engineers (as they always do) on the return trip and save
some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple
engineers don't buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft
employee.
"Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple engineer.
When they board the train the three Microsoft employees cram into a restroom and
the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly
afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the
restroom where the Microsoft employees are hiding. He knocks on the door and
says, "Ticket, please ... " |
