A masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and shouts, "Open the safe!"
"But this is not a real bank," the woman replies. "It's a sperm bank."
"Open the safe, or I'll shoot!" the man shouts.
The woman, now terrified, opens the safe.
"Now, take one of the bottles and drink it," he says.
"But, sir, these are sperm samples!" the woman replies.
"Just drink it or I'll shoot!"
The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot.
"Now, take another bottle and drink it!"
"But, sir, I just drank one!"
"Drink another one, or I'll shoot you!"
The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle.
When she has emptied it, the man takes off his mask
and the woman is surprised to see the culprit is her husband. "See, honey," he says, "That wasn't so difficult, now was it? |
