Whoopie, Slezidance is going to the "Are you saying mode" Here is the Dance that is known as the "Slezi"
Cartman --->"I feel I need to discharge this Gas now"
Slezidance---> Are you saying that you want to use mind numbing gases to effect the Long market on the Nasdaq. A plot in order to induce more profits in stocks that your are Short. "Gas the traders and they will sell stocks", is that your plan? Because IF it is, I think the SEC would really want to know, unless of course, "they know already."
Cartman---> No Slezidance, geez, just pull my finger, okay?
Slezidance---> Are you saying that you want to initiate physical contact with me, is that some sort of threat, a secret code if you will. Because if it is, I think the FBI will want to know, or do they know already.
Cartman---> No, Slezidance, please hurry up, pull my finger.
Slezidance---> Why will it make you feel good, is this harassment. You know the rules if I think it, its true...its true. FBI guys reading this now, take note. Decoder ring set to 23, check!
Cartman, I will give you this last chance to stop sexually harassing me. Then I will have the file suit on you, for asking me to gratify you?
Cartman---> Is this what monthly bloating feels like????...oowwwwww, come on pull my finger.
Slezidance---> I heard you are planning a stalking of someone in the December time frame, IS THAT TRUE? Something to hide Mr. Cartman???? Isn't it true you were talking about stalking, and hangings, in the December time frame. BECAUSE IF IT IS the FBI will be reading this and wanting to get you bad, the will have hound dogs hunting you down. You are a menace, a menace I tell you, I am telling on you. I am soiling my underwear is fright this very moment.
Cartman---->Owwww, What the FraEGG are you talking about... ouch ouch, the pressure can not last, can not last much longer.....December?...oucch,....Stalkings?
WHAT KIND OF MORON ARE YOU, I SAID, I was looking forwarded to hanging up the Christmas Stockings, CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS Christmas is still in December? Fireplace Stockings, Santa HELLO, HELLO?...oh my oh my I need relief....oh my goodness
Slezidance----> Sure Fatboy, likely story, just be aware you are being watched and closely. As you type teams of FBI agents pulled off school shootings and illegal arms trafficking duties are reading your post, looking at them, reading between the spaces, typing the words backwards to find the hidden meanings.
Slezidance ---> By the way why did you need me to pull your finger anyway?
Cartman----> Because I needed to FART you mutant, and here it comes gwis.com AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH I feel ahhhhhhh much better?.yes much better
Narrator--->And now Cartman delivers the Punchline
Slezidance---> Wait Wait hold on, Are you saying by delivering a punchline you are promising to hit me? Well that is a THREAT. You just threatened me! And I may not be threatened, it's the reason my mother did not let me play with the other kids who had Germs. You threatened me in front of everyone too, so the you should be aware that your local, state, and federal authorities will be closing in on you as we speak. They read everything and will see this clear and obvious statement. I was intimidated, you all saw it! I FEAR therefore I manipulate.
NARRATOR---> No Slezidance how incredibly dense are you, I mean what on earth, oh I just give up, its a term to describe a joke. Gezzz. Some people
Slezidance---> Mr. Narrator ARE YOU SAYING by using the word "Mean" that you are implying you will be mean to me, because if you are then the FBI will have just read that. And and and
Narrator----> NOOOOOOOO, NO Slezidance...I cannot take it. I am going to HURL.. Help me, Help me Mr. Wizard.
Mr. Wizard.---> Narrator: Be what you is, and not what you is not, folks that who do that are the happiest lot!
Narrator---> Thanks Mr. Wizard I need that. And NOW for the Punchline
Cartman----> Are the flames out?
Narrator ---> Yes from your butt, but we are expecting more "flames" out of Slezidance. Please the punchline now.
Cartman ---> Since they are watching me so closely I hope they are close enough to SMELL that last one. gwis.com
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God Bless America
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