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To: MythMan who wrote (33542)	5/17/2000 8:39:00 PM
From: Thomas M.	Read Replies (1) of 42523

REDNECK GHOST STORY A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: ?How many people here believe in ghosts?? About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?? About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost??" 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost??" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further..Have any of you ever made love to a ghost??" One student way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes step back,and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium, the professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost?!" "Shiiiiiit... From way back there I thought you said goats."

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