To all Porchers: Just a little something to give everyone a laugh after the horrendous week we have all had.
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The
farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled.
"Forget your troubles. Come in and eat dinner with us. Then I'll help you get
the wagon back up."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would
like me to."
"Aw, come on!" the farmer insisted.
"Well, okay," the boy finally agreed, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but
I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is
he?" "Under the wagon!"
A suitable dry quote:"Imagine believing in the control of inflation by curbing
the money supply! That is like deciding to stop your
dog fouling the sidewalk by plugging up its rear end.
It is highly unlikely to succeed, but if it does it kills
the hound."
--Michael D. Stephens
To Joel and Coonaz: My condolences are with you and am thinking of you and your families on the great loss you have suffered. My thoughts are with you :)
If this market keeps it up Im gonna have to apply for welfare stamps just to break even <GGG>
<drinks her beer, kicks off her shoes, and says " What the hell, it's only money" , then takes what dry powder she doesn't have and loads her gun and shoots herself in the foot.... Not enuf guts to shoot herself anywhere else <g>
Love, Julez BTW Welcome back Dealer!!!!! Much missed!!!! |
