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Pastimes : Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To: Puck who wrote ()5/21/2000 4:34:00 AM
From: Edwarda   of 154
 
Bill Clinton:

It crossed the road once, but it didn't inhale.

Bill Clinton:

I think I know why that chicken crossed that road. That is what chickens have always aspired to do. You know, I come from Arkansas, so it comes as no surprise to me. The point is that there is always another side. I know it, you know it, and the chicken knows it. And we want our kids to know it as well.

Bill Clinton:

Well, my bridge to the 21st century isn't ready yet; those chicken-&%$# Republicans won't fund it. Or maybe the bird was misled by its left wing. Anyway, Al and I will soon have it returning to the middle of the road.
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