Doctor McCoy: For god sake Jim, I'm a DOCTOR not a farmer !!
Forest Gump: Because Chickens are like that sometimes, and Mama always said, chickens are like that, sometimes.
Bubba: To make Chicken Gumbo, Chicken Soup, Boiled Chicken, Fried Chicken, Baked Chicken, Saute'd Chicken, etc..etc...etc..
Steven Segal: That doesn't matter now, we have to get her back here safe and sound, and kill as many people necessary, creating as many incredible explosions, and damaging as much property as spectacularly as possible.
O J Simpson: The chicken did not really cross the road. All the evidence supporting that fact was planted. |