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To: RR who wrote (19719)	5/22/2000 4:52:00 PM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (1) of 35685

Yee Haw!!! What a nice comeback! <Clappy The Happy Jack@ss rides up onto the porch on the back of that bull he's been riding today.> I was out looking for that big bear. As he saw me coming he stood up on his hind legs and growled at me. I didn't flinch. I walked right up to him and put a Certs breath mint into the hairy beast's mouth and asked him to sit down. Then I did that Lizard mesmerizing hand trick that cowgirl showed me. The silly ol' bear just kept watching my fingers go up, and then go down. Up and then down... As he began to stare out into cyberspace, tied a big jar of honey to it's collar. Then I snapped my fingers, and growled right into the bear's face. As the sniveling beast turned tail to run I gave him a nice big slap on the arse! Yee Haw!!! That jar of honey should keep him busy for a little while... <Clappy casually ties up the bull he rode in on, to Voltaire's china cabinet.> <The bull stares at the nice selection of pieces Voltaire has collected. He just loves the china pattern V picked out.> <As the bull begins to offer interior decorating tips, Clappy explains to the porchers that this bull has been acting sota weird.> I found this bull down in Soho and rode him all the way to Wall St. I couldn't help noticing that as we ran this afternoon, occasionally, the bull would break stride and begin to skip like a little school girl. I thought it was sorta odd. He also made me take a detour up past the theater district. The bull claims to have seen "Cats" over 40 times. He claims it's "Absolutely Ffffffabulous"... Anyhow a bull is a bull right? <Clappy walks over to the Real Juke box and inserts a few quarters. Upon the Bull's request, he presses G-8. The sound of Liza Minelli singing fills the air as the bull begins to lip sync the words.> The bull loves Liza... <Clappy walks over to the bar and fills himself a frosty pint glass of Budweiser. He then makes a Mint Julip for the bull...> Most graceful bull I ever rode! -ClappyTheHappyJack@ss HeeHaw!

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