It's another exciting episode of "The Rocky and Joelwinkle Show" (# 2)
Intro - see : techstocks.com )
Act 2 - R&J are at home in Bearbite Falls, Minnesota, when a fax comes in. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door.)
Joelwinkle: I wonder who that could be?
Voice behind door: Is me, Natasha Trollinski you #*$@!%& moose. Open door or I #$%$#%@ cuss it down.
Rocky: Are you a bear or bull?
Natasha: Me #%&*!@# ladie.
Rocky, hesitantly opening the door: Well, you don't sound like one. What do you want?
Natasha: Me defect, want stop pretending be foul-mouth oriental lady. Reveal true identity. Use prepositions, auxilary verbs again. Also, correct tense, if possible. @#@#@##%!$#%&@#@#!#$.
Joelwinkle: Say that sounds peachy keen, an alter ego! I wonder if I could do that?
Natasha: Not cheap! 45 dollar. American. Use to be #@# free.
Rocky: Natasha, who are you really? Why are you here?
Natasha, tearing off mask: I am Mr. Big, your nemesis, KE.
Rocky: Not you again!
KE with gun n-hand: The same, bubala. Now hand over the fax or I'll squeeze your shorts.
Joelwinkel: You did that last year. In fact, you owe us at least 50 faxes.
KE: I owe megafax. But what are you going to do? Now if you please.
Rocky: I suppose you'd like our shorts too.
KE: No, just the fax, ma'am.
Narrator: Will KE's evil deed be like taking candy from a baby, or will our heroes find a way to foil him once and for all?
Tune in again next time for: "N-Hand That Rocks the Cradle" or "Short Notice".
Episode 1: techstocks.com
The Rocky Reid Decision Matrix has been revised, possibly improved, and is now called "Rocky's Iomega Bearably Bearish Investment Table or RIBBIT. Been wondering what to do on those days when IOM closes unchanged? Or those pesky medium-volume days? Wonder no more. This new version is practically guaranteed to squeeze the money out of your account. Note, some values are still unknown, but will be supplied once the pertinent Rocky wisdom is discovered in the archives or is received anew.
Rocky's Iomega Bearably Bearish Investment Table (RIBBIT) Version 2
IOM
Price
Change ........Volume ........ Rocky's Interpretation
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down........... low ..............This means IOM is dying
down............medium ....... (unknown)
down........... high ............ This means IOM is a dead cat
unchanged.....low.............. (unknown)
unchanged.....medium........This means IOM is a narcotic drug
unchanged.....high.............. (unknown)
up................ low ..............This means IOM is a dead cat bouncing
up................ medium ....... This means IOM is having a sucker's rally
up................ high............. This means IOM's PE is way out of
......................................... line and it is about to die and this time
......................................... I really mean it.
The story of Rocky's long-IOM days can be found at:
techstocks.com
The 20 megashare question: where will Rocky cover his shorts?
Number of days unanswered: 10
Price change since then : +2 1/2 |
