Insofar as this thread has achieved dominance and superiority over all other SI threads and as such poses a threat to the ascension of inferior threads to undeserved and unmerited levels of popularity, I am ordering today that this thread be split into two threads, one of substance and one of drivel. Oh no, that would still make the substance thread anti-competitive and therefore, I order today that this thread be split into three threads, one for drivel, one for substance with subjects starting with letters A-K and one for substance starting with letters L-Z, oh no, that would make two new anti-competitive substance threads, we can't have that, I am ordering today that this thread be split into 27 new threads, one for drivel, and 26 for, oh no, that would still not help the other drivel threads, OK, here is the ticket, I am ordering today that all posters on all threads must type their posts on an IBM Selectric typewriter using white out and/or correct-type and then, using US Post Office, mail said posts to a central location where a court appointed special committee shall oversee.......
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