Don't wanta' do that. Even tho' I'm in Houston, I'm almost as big a recluse as Gaugie and ain't real fond of a bunch of strangers hanging around my place.
Plus, I need the work-out to keep in shape. Damn desk job doesn't get it done and exercising for the sake of exercising is an exercise in futility IMO.
I need to do physical work, ya' know, sweat, grunt, ache, drink lotsa' water, flush out the numerous poisons that accumulate in a sedentary lifestyle, especially the tequila.
I've developed a tolerance for that stuff and can't drink up to a mild buzz anymore without excessive consumption. Liver and kidneys need a good rinse.
Hard work, sweat, lotsa water'll do the job.
Plus a new patio to replace the old redwood deck furthers the interest of domestic tranquility, if ya' know what I mean.
Yah! I understand in re; political correctness. Use the term "mojados" ~ it has a similar meaning and even los mojados understand what your talking about. Besides, it's more polite and less racially derogatory. |
