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To: epicure who wrote ()	5/29/2000 9:16:00 AM
From: grw5	of 2095

To ALL--- My apologies to " MAN OF LA MANCHA" but these were based on something that was said by Sancho. Someone who was watching the movie said he'd like to find a lady that would go wherever and like what he did. Then I said lots of things could fit that idea and his response was --- "Oh ya, prove it" and this was the result--- The first four lines was the way I started with my hand held up high--- He laughed very hard and said you gotta write a poem--- Well after a while I decided that I should cover more than just a single man and ended up with these three---- Enjoy------ Ode to the Single Hand (This one's by a man) A wonderful thing... and it's not a bride... It don't need a ring... to stay by my side... It goes where I go... and likes what I do.... When I'm satisfied... it's satisfied..........too.. Don't even get mad... when I'm late for home And don't say I'm bad... cause I went to roam... No matter how late... I come home at night... It's willing to wait... and won't start a fight... We don't have no riches... my pockets have holes... It scratches those itches... and reaches some goals... It don't get jealous... when I chase the girls... lt just gets anxious ... to touch...........little curls... It don't ever brood... in bed night or day... It's in the right mood... whatever.... I say... Goes under the sheet... it plays with my parts... It don't mind cold feet... or my stinky...............farts. A wonderful thing... that l had to do... When I stop writing... this poem is............. Through! It goes where I go... and likes what I do... When I'm satisfied... It's satisfied.........#2. ----My thoughts could be wrong... but I have no fear... ----I'll still get along... whatever I hear... ----So send me your rhyme... I'll give it a look... ----And grant equal time... t'ward writing a book... Page 1 of 3 ___________________________________________________________ Ode to the Single Hand (This one's for women) A wonderful thing... and it ain't a groom... It don't need a ring... to work with a broom... It goes where You go... and likes what You do.... When You're satisfied... it's satisfied..........too. It will clean the stairs... and do some dishes... You have common cares... and the same wishes... It goes where you will... to buy things for you... And handles the bill... whatever you do... It don't watch TV... or ask for more food... And cuddling will be... when You're...... in the mood... Then help you get drest... and be a fine sight... For catching the best... while prowling the night... It won't get...... jealous... if You catch a boy... But can be...... zealous... to smash a bad toy... What ever you do... it's there.......every day... It takes care of you... and always.......will stay... It crawls out of sight... and treats You so sweet... It knows when it's right... down under the sheet... It goes where You go... and likes what You do... When You're satisfied... It's satisfied.............#2. ----My thoughts could be wrong... since I ain't........ a girl... ----But I can be strong... and give thought a whirl... ----So send me your rhyme... I'll give it a look... ----And grant equal time... t'ward writing a book... Page 2 of 3 ______________________________________________________________ Ode to the Married Hands (It takes two to do) A wonderful thing... men and women find... They use a ring... to strengthen their bind... They go where They go... and like what They do.... When one's satisfied... the other is..........too. Together They stand... to fight what is wrong... They live hand in hand... with love that's so strong... Living together... And choosing Their ways... They'll be satisfied... for many long days... One and one in math... is always a two... But going this path... They can have more, too... Children are one thing... single hands can't do And Two'll be saying... "I chose...... only you" Happy things till now... but must add this part Trying to think HOW!!! can I find that heart??? We go where we go... and ask "Is it You???" If not satisfied... Keep looking for............#2 ----My thoughts could be wrong... but I've been here, too... ----Have been very strong... looking for a.......... #2 - (the second one) ----So send me your rhyme... I'll give it a look... ----And grant equal time... t'ward writing a book... Page 3 of 3 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ If you read this out loud add some slight movements with your hands so that they get to enjoy it and participate, too - *{:o)* To ALL best of luck and have fun, George Webber - grw5

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