Paper trading is a terrific concept, ain't it?...with all the posting you do, got any posts that document all your magnificent buys/sells?...that damn SI audit trail again, eh?...otherwise, and as I've suggested 100 times before, just another Monday morning Q-back...hey, did I tell ya I bought AMZN for $8, sold for 200, rebought at 100, sold at 150, rebought at 55, sold at 200, and guess what? this is what I do with each and every one of my stocks...while I may sound like a rather dim wit when I post here on SI, I sure as heck know how to paper trade.
Now about my terrific contrarian BOO BOO Index...oh sorry, forgot that no one actually reads that crap!...also, my one reader may be mad at me today, cuz I indicated a BOO BOO factor of -5 and the markets are wicked hot today...Oooops!, I will simply tell them that -5 does not mean that the mkts are in the toilet, but rather that....uhhh, duhhh, hmmmm, I got it!: tell 'em my index is not wrong, but rather that a -5 means time to buy!!...yes, that's the ticket!...BUY, BUY, BUY!!!.
I am a 10 year veteran of these bulletin boards, everyone has great interest in the BOO BOO Index, people really do like me, I am important, I am not a failure, I am a good man, I will not cry, I will not cry.
I think I'm gonna cry. |
