Dateline Washington: This is getting serious, oil is over 30 bucks, gold is up 9.00. Get those shieks on the phone, what they are not going to increase production, those ingrats. Alright, lets tackle the gold problem, reduce the lease rates, hell, we will pay them to cart the stuff out of the vaults, everybody has got gold for lending, get those idiots, I mean ambassadors of production on the line. Tell them we are loading the trucks as we speak, they can fax over their signatures. One for two is workable. We are going to have to arrange a dinner between the gold producers and the sheiks, maybe the seniors can make some sense to the oil producers, more production = better run companies at higher margins. You think the sheiks will buy it.
Ken |