To All, Total Rebate Freebies out the wazoo at Eckerd and Walgreen's this month.
Walgreen's: 1. AquaFresh Gum. O.K., you have to be an idiot to pay $1.99 for ten squares of gum, but for free, it tastes kind of nice.
2. Theragran Heart Right. Yeah, it is a scamaroo that this stuff helps the heart, but they are nice vitamins for free.
3. Caress Body Lotion. My main squeeze rubs this on my back during my massage and I purr.
4. More Hair Shampoo and Serum. You may not need more hair, but this is good shampoo. The serum is something I wouldn't buy if it weren't free.
5. University or Bodylift products. Good stuff with vitamin C in it. Expensive as hell if you have to buy it, but free is free.
6. Right Guard Xtreme deodorant. I know, you don't need it. But the rest of us could deep six the gas masks if you wore it. <G>
Walgreen's has lots of other stuff on rebates of various amounts that are not free, but cheap if you need it. Check it out. But, Eckerd's has the big kahuna of rebates this month.
1. Mitchum or Lady Mitchum. See #6 above. Take the diddly-danged hint, already. <g>
2. Coppertone Kid's Sunblock. I suppose it's good stuff, but I don't see how it keeps brats from blocking my Sun when I'm tanning. <g>
3. Herbal Essences body wash. You do bathe or shower, right?
4. L'Oreal Nutrivive Shampoo or Conditioner. Your folicles will thank you for using an upscale brand instead of that dishwashing liquid reject juice that comes in the big metal drum. <g>
5. Sudden Change Skin Care Products. Hey, don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
6. NuHair Tablets. O.K., once again, they are vitamins we all need. I don't need new or nu hair, but I can use the Folic Acid and B6 supplements, along with the Saw Palmetto extract. Besides, how can you pass up a $24.99 product for free? And who is the idiot who pays $24.99 for this crap? Must be the same guy who pays $525 for a pair of flip flops from Hermes. <g>
7. Fragrance Impressions after shave. This stuff actually smells great. The aroma lasts about 5 minutes, but, then, thats about all I last, too. <VBG>
8. More Hair Shampoo again. Does anyone BUY shampoo with real money any more? Why would they when they can get one or two free bottles every month?
9. University Face Lift again, a somewhat narrower choice than #5 under the Walgreen's list, but, what the hey. I figure, if they can lift this face without a crane, they are really on to something.
10. Ban Solid b.o. juice. Maybe I should do an underarm sniff before visiting these drugstores. They are starting to make me think that I offend. <g> But, once again, does anyone buy deodorant when it's free nearly every month? I hope not. BTW, the one I bought also had an instant 45 cents coupon off on it. Try to find one of those and they are actually paying you to take the stuff.
11s. Hair dye: 7 different brands or styles of hair dye are free this month at Eckerd. Does anyone buy this stuff..., oh, you've heard that before.
Now comes the hard part. Trying to con my partner in cheapness to fill out the rebate forms. Eckerk's is over $100, so it is a lot of work for a lazy guy. <g> |
