JOKE: A woman goes into a store to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one
to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There is a store "Associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says,
"Excuse me sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you
everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He says,
"That's a 6-foot graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10-pound test line.
It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you could possibly tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so
I'll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register. In the meantime, the woman
farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he
could tell it was her; being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only
person around.
He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't
you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the
duck call is
$3.00, and the catfish bait is $2.50."
Good luck trading |
