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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
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To: Neocon who wrote (20360)6/7/2000 11:37:00 AM
From: DMaA  Read Replies (1) of 769667
 
"Top Ten Al Gore Tenant Pet Peeves." Copyright 2000 by Worldwide Pants, Inc.

From the June 5 Late Show with David Letterman,

10. Your request to fix leaky faucet has been sitting in congressional subcommittee for eleven years.
9. Tipper's Black Sabbath tribute band constantly rehearsing.
8. Insists security deposit be paid "in hugs."
7. You put Bush sticker on car, mysteriously electricity stops working.
6. Rent's a day late, Janet Reno orders break-in to take checkbook.
5. Endless stories about how he invented the mailbox.
4. Once a week you gotta clear out to make room for Bubba and some stewardesses.
3. Tipper showing up in negligee saying, "There are other ways to pay the rent."
2. Al showing up in negligee saying, "There are other ways to pay the rent."
1. House is always getting egged by George W. Bush.

And, from the Late Show Web page, some of the also-rans because "those over-achieving writers keep producing more brilliant jokes than can fit in a Top Ten List."

-- Phone only allows you to call Gore contributions hotline.
-- You complain about apartment being too hot, he just throws hands in air and says, "Global warming."
-- Rent bill includes "optional but recommended" $50,000 campaign donation.
-- Always "accidentally" making inspection tours while you're in the shower.
-- All the racket in guest bedroom since Clinton found out about spare key under mat.
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