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To: Mr.Manners who wrote (8871)6/7/2000 6:44:00 PM
From: Solon   of 12754
 
In an innovative and ground-breaking move, Billy G. has ordered all employees, including senior management, to switch their operating system from defiance to compliance.

In what is being hailed as perhaps the most innovative directive since, "go forth and multiply", Billy has ordered that all first and second rate ideas be scrapped, and that only initiatives running from third rate on down will be considered for implementation.

"We need to tone down successful and innovative Company planning", ordered a subdued Billy as he gulped down a coke, and spilled much of it on his t-shirt. "As it is difficult to know which of our marketing strategies will cross that grey border line between too little and too much success...we need to err on the side of failure, and keep our eye on doing our worse. This country was built on failure. It is time for Microputty to get on side...", he concluded with a defiant snarl.
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