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To: VIPER85730 who wrote (35494)6/13/2000 10:19:00 PM
From: Roy F. Baker  Read Replies (1) of 40688
 
Viper, OT:

A little 8 year old boy comes in from school and hands his Mother his report card. Right in front of his Grandmother his Mother starts in about his grades. "An F in Spelling, an F in Penmanship, an F in Reading! What's wrong with you. You'll be a failure your whole life if you don't start trying harder. No one should get an F, it shows they are a quitter."
Later that afternoon the little boy noticed his Grandmothers' drivers license sticking out of her pocketbook and he looked at it, memorizing a few facts.
He went to his Grandmother and stated, "I know how old you are! Fifty one years old." "That's right she said", wondering how he knew.
Than he said, "Grandma, I know how much you weigh! 150 pounds." "That's right again, she said.
Than he said, "I know why Grandpa left home. You got an F in sex!"
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