Re Dellhead
Family: Hominid
Genus and species: Homo Sapiens
Territorial range: Earth, moon, space
How to recognize a Dellhead:
1. Shirt has writing or pictures on back and no sleeves
2. Hat has letters on front
3. License plate has more letters than numbers
4. Collects metallic credit cars- Gold, silver, platinum
5. Has more than one telephone line
Common activities:
1. Striking a small white ball with a piece of wood or metal
2. Carrying or throwing an inflated animal skin as far as possible.
3. Moving lips rapidly while facing the opposite sex
4. Steering a powered vehicle of any kind,anytime,anywhere
5. Sitting on side of pools or holding a long pole out over water.
6. Peering at colored figures in a small glass box for hours between meals
7. Uses words having no meaning in the common context, such as.. put, bear,margin, squeeze,long, short.
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