SI Midnight Rag--All the news no one else will print.
Today our roving reporter has located Misty Eyes, Nathanc's girl friend.
SI: I am very pleased to meet you Misty. I am a bit puzzled though. Nathan claims you are a model but in actual fact you are a call girl.
Misty: Well you know, being a call girl is like just a moonlighting job, you see. I really am a model but I am thinking that I might like be a really great actress too. So I am thinking of kind of going into acting to share my gift with the world. You see, modeling is really tough, cause you have to walk like so precise and turn at just the right spot. People think it is like a no brainer, but they just haven't tried it. So I may move into acting, I think it would be easier, I think I am a natural.
Who is Nathan?
SI: Nathan, Nathanc, your boy friend.
Misty: Sorry.
SI: Nasty?
Misty: Oh Yeah! Nasty! You would not believe the things he likes to do. Some of the girls won't even do what he likes. I make him pay extra, like a lot extra.
That stuff he wears too, like he has this outfit. It is pink and is like what the women figure skaters wear. And he is so hairy. That's why I think I might be a great actress. There he was standing there looking like a chimpanzee in a ballet and I never even laughed. Not once. And the other things men want to hear. "You are such a hunk". "You have such a beautiful body" and "No one turns me on like you". Like I don't get bored already you know. But anyway I figure if I can fool all these men all the time. I ought to be able to do it on camera and maybe get paid more.
SI: Nasty says he is going to meet you in Paris.
Misty: I have some like clients there. You know I met here. I mentioned it to Nasty and he said he would meet me there. You can tell him for me that there is no way I am going to do that stuff on the Eiffel Tower. NO WAY! He is lucky I do that in private with him. If he is coming all the way to France to do that he can just forget it. You can tell him too I know all about the exchange rate stuff. I want the same amount. Not this ten francs is the same as ten dollars stuff he was talking about. The nerve, you know you have to watch him all the time.
SI: How long have you known him?
Misty: I will have to check, I have a book on it. He told me his last name started with a C. Here he is just above Clinton, I met him about two years ago. Did I tell you Misty Eyes isn't really my name.
SI: I never would have guessed.
Misty: It's true. My real name is Carole Fosbury. I changed it you know when I started thinking about being a great actress.
SI: I think that is all the questions I have Misty. However you did insist I pay you for the entire night.
Misty: Well, I still am a working girl until I get my big break.
SI: Since I am still on the meter......
Misty: Come here you big stud, I know no one is going to love me like you will. I am like already getting turned on. |
