Hi, Polvie, do you suppose they might whip out an UNUSED coffee filter wedgie and pass it around to gather autographs for some of us who couldn't attend this year?
Then we could auction it off on ebay, and maybe use the money for helping Venkie and freeus and others get their seed corn back! If they'd use the whole filter, both sides, maybe we could get a double platinum plating job out of the deal, and make it gladder pladder? Whatchathink?
Poor freeus...I've never met her dentist and I hate him/her already.
I've never met a dentist who didn't find peridontal disease somewhere between cradle and the grave and make a big deal out of it. It's kind of like a surgeon, they think the solution is always cutting something. I sure hope she finds an alternative medical practitioner and gets a second, third, and 4th opinion. NO ONE is ever going to cut my gums open and scrape the bone.
If the dentists all had their way, we'd all be toothless and gummy bare-ing it before puberty passed. Where's the fun in that?
I hate dentists worse than I hate H&Q, Bear Stears, China negotiators, CNBC Costello, AND DAK!
Pull up that there rocker...it's gonna be a looooooooong weekend w/out the rest of the crew...<sigh>
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