tonto,
Pugs and his buddies forget that it is we who were charged with going to agencies with info...now he takes credit for the 120?
Actually, that whole thing was *my* doing, believe it or not!
After close observation of many of these people for some time, I was fortunate enough to catch them red-handed. Crime in progress, so to speak. Though I'm not at liberty to divulge which one (yet), I did catch one of them jay-walking in NY. I literally ran to a pay phone and called the nearest SEC advocate with this information. He instructed me to wait by the booth for further instructions. A huge black limo arrived in no more than 10 minutes. I was quickly hustled inside where I repeated the jay-walking incident. (You know, these guys are never nailed on the "real" crimes. The authorities always get 'em on something else, like jay-walking.) I was then blindfolded and delivered to some secret location. I suspect it wasn't in NYC, though. The trip was far too long, unless they were just driving around to confuse me. When the blindfold was removed, I found myself surrounded by SEC people, all giving me high fives. They explained that because I was now an informer, that my life was in danger. So I was given something that the SEC only rarely gives out, and never admits to publicly: a bullet-proof vest. In the whole history of the SEC, they've only given these out twice. They said I was the second person to get one. The first was somewhere out west, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, I forget exactly where. Now I find myself getting ready to enter the Witness Protection Program. They'll change my name, all of my identifying information, and relocate me to another city. We'll never again be able to see our old friends or even family. It's like I no longer exist. As I tell my wife, it will be very, very tough on us, but it's worth the pain to see these guys nailed for jay-walking!
KJC |
