Well, well, look who's here?
Come over here you hapless twit.
The basic structure of a simple joke consists of:
1) Premise
2) Build-up
3) Punchline or Hook
You sell the premise, you wind up, deliver the punchline and you get the laughs. Simple enough? The smoother the delivery the better, right? You can go for subtle or you can go for physical or you can just draw people to a unique pleasant rhythm, yes?
Now let's look at your latest lame attempt at humor.
So here is where the Wall-Paper Conference is being held. IJ was asked about IDC and he kept walking, smiling i am told too:)
I hope you guys are in your teens, because that investment
you made might produce prune juice when you hit your 60's! lol!
Keep em coming..........................junior
You're trying to sell 3 jokes all at the same time:
1) Wall paper Conference -- quizzical Huh?
2) teens....prune juice...our 60s -- irritated Huh?
3) Junior -- embarrassed Huh?
Three strikes, no sale, no laughs. Just embarrassing silence. Whazzupwiddhat? LOL.
Moreover, you know perfectly well that Jacobs is a smart man who has already conceded that QCOM needs TDMA/GSM IPRs to be competitive in the 3G chipset market so what do you expect him to say to questions about IDCC or Harris or any other TDMA/GSM IPR holder that is not part of the TDMA/GSM consortium?
a) Smile and keep on walking
b) Admit that QCOM has been cornered, big time.
c) None of the above
Open book, no time limit so take your time, Ruffie-boy.<g> |
