Bonster, need some womanly advice, please help
feeling kind of down lately, needing a lift, need to change my luck
how would it be if I execute the following plan?
I go wander down to some not-too local watering hole
scan the crowd, looking for the most resplendent full figure woman devoid of pulchritude
malodorous and abject corpulence would be preferable
then flatter her, charm her, woo her, admire her mind
take her home, lure her to my bed, and do the romantic deed, with gusto
it would be difficult, but the consequent redemptive power is enormous, nay potent, so I am confidently assured
some old fraternity buddies swear by their life altering technique
what do you say?
just need that one Rotund Diva
it would be a sacrifice, but all for the greater good
I sincerely wonder if the sorority sisters employ the converse technique
thanks in advance/ Jim Willie
p.s. let's dance |
