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Non-Tech : The Critical Investing Workshop

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To: Dealer who wrote (25565)7/16/2000 9:13:20 PM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (2) of 35685
 
Dealie, I'm still workin' on an answer for you...

I keep getting close to the answer.
Then comes the time where I have to break my calculator in half to finish the equation and I get error messages.

I've run out of calculators now.
I'm about to run it on the calculator program that came with windows...

Let's see:

1 chicken
+
1/2 chicken
=
1 day and 1/2 day.

Therefore:
1 Monkey with two legs
-
1 leg
=
ZAP, SPARK, SIZZLE, KA-POW!!!

<Clappy scratches his head as his PC implodes and he is left with 1/2 a monitor, 1/2 a _eyb_ard (keyboard), and a severely impared mouse...>

<As the burnt-eyebrowed stooge sips from his can of beer, he decides to never attempt one of Dealie's math questions again...>

<Clappy open up the Sunday paper looking for a good sale on explosion proof PC's...>

<He then uses his smoldering hat to light a cigar as he goes upstairs to see what's on T.V.>

Zap, Pop, Crackle...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
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