NEWS RELEASE - CANADA NEWSWIRE - WOMAN SUES MWW FOR FAULTY BATHING SUIT....
It was reported that Joan X, a rather well-proportioned woman, spent almost
all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
She wore a Marks Work Wearhouse bathing suit the first day,
but on the
second, she decided that no one could see her way
up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running
up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she
just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant
manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the
stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on
the roof, but we would very much appreciate you
wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather
calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm
covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man.
"You're lying on the dining room skylight."
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