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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Carragher who wrote (15354)7/19/2000 8:26:03 AM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
> SAUCER
>
> A famous art collector is walking through the city when he
> notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway
> of a store and he does a double take.
>
> He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable,
> so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat
> for two dollars.
>
> The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
>
> The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the
> house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
>
> And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
>
> The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder
> if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and
> it'll save me from having to get a dish."
>
> And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer.
> So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
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