Project Hunt Report: Tiger Woods International (TGRW)
1. Company Overview
Tiger Woods International generates insane amounts cash by dominating every golf tournament that TGRW considers important in its ever-increasing market. TGRW also receives royalties from its endorsement of substantially overpriced golf and athletic apparel. In recent quarters TGRW has also garnered buckets of loot from endorsements deals with Breakfast Cereal Manufactures, Automobile Manufactures and Financial Services Companies.
2. Revenues
Annual revenues from tournament winnings soared to $5.7 Million Sunday after TGRW blew away St. Andrews and the competition to an amazing 8-stroke lead. This comes to a 72% victory for TGRW over its nearest competitor. Butch Harmon a member of the TGRW Board of Directors, and VP of Swingology stated that “TGRW is really striking the core of the market, I feel like we are truly hitting the sweet spot.”
Revenues from licensing division, while greater than the “pocket change” generated from Championship purses, are harder to accurately track to due the desire of the value chain to cloak just how much of their companies market capitalization revolves around TGRW.
Estimates due hover around the $100 Million dollar mark in total annual revenue.
This is subject to change at any time to the upside, as we all know that TGRW reserves the right to consider any contract null and void and renegotiate current licensing fees at the drop of the hat.
3. Value Chain
TGRW is creating a value chain to rival even the Silverbacks of the High-Tech world.
1. Nike (NKE) Phil Knight and Co. desperately needed a savior after “His Airness” retired to take a place in upper management. While Michael Jordan continues to represent a huge portion of Nike’s market, TGRW has allowed Nike to target the 55 year old fat ass who has not put on hightops in close to 4 decades, but wont hesitate to drop $40 bucks on a sleeve of balls and a swoosh laden visor.
2. American Express (AXP) American Express Financial Services, Why else wound anyone trade stocks with these guys except for the desire to be a part of TGRW.
3. General Motors (GM) Who doesn’t want to drive a Green Rivera?
4. ABC, NBC, CBS; ratings are up on Sunday over 40% when TGRW is in contention for a big pile of dough.
5. G/K Characteristics
A. Is there a discontinuous innovation or a proprietary open architecture?
Uh…..This aint yo momma’s golf swing. If you have to ask, then you have not seen it.
B. Have they crossed the chasm?
Crossed it? Way passed that, by 40 yards on the fly.
C. Existence of Hypergrowth?
If growth continues at current levels, there wont be enough trash bags to contain free flowing cash at the TGRW Campus.
6. Summary
If you have read this far then you need a life almost as bad as I do. It is amazing that TGRW creates more value for its only shareholder than most Dot Coms do for millions of fools.
Please do not take any of this seriously, it was meant as joke and I apologize to all the 55 year old fat asses who actually spend $24 on a sleeve of Nike golf balls because as we all know “I am Tiger Woods”
Drew |
