Two Jewish matrons were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion in Miami Beach. The first woman says, "Ven mine first child vas born, mine husband built this beautiful mension for me."
The second woman says, "Fentestic."
The first woman continues, "Ven mine second child vas born, mine husband bought me dot fine Cadillac in de driveway." Again, the second woman says, "Fentestic."
The first woman boasts, "Den, ven mine first grandchild vas born, mine husband bought me this exqvisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the second woman comments, "Fentestic."
The first woman then asks her companion, "Vat did your husband buy for you ven you had your first child?"
The second woman replies, "Mine husband sent me to charm school."
"Charm school!" the first woman cries, "Vay is mir! Vot
for?"
The second woman responds, "So dot instead of saying 'who gives a shit,' I learned to say, "Fentestic!"
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