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To: stan s. who wrote (8369)7/30/2000 11:22:25 AM
From: bobby is sleepless in seattle  Read Replies (1) of 49816
 
did you say refrigerator???...this sent to me over the weekend.

> >The following short quiz consists of 4 questions
> and tells whether
> >you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll
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> >questions are not that difficult.
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> >1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> >The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
> in the giraffe
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> >This question tests whether you tend to do simple
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> >2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> >Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the
> elephant and
> >close the refrigerator.
> >Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
> giraffe,
> >put in the elephant and close the door.
> >This tests your ability to think through the
> repercussions of your
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> >3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
> All the animals
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> >Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in
> the refrigerator.
> >This tests your memory.
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> >OK, even if you did not answer the first three
> questions, correctly,
> >you still have one more chance to show your
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> >4. There is a river you must cross. But it is
> inhabited by
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> >Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles
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> >This tests whether you learn quickly from your
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> >According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around
> 90% of the professionals
> >they tested got all questions wrong. But many
> preschoolers got several
> >correct answers.
> >Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
> disproves the theory that most
> >professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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