I just wanted to know which one of you stinking bullies has kidnapped my NiteMan?
he was last seen at the flame and I know he wouldn't vanish without saying goodbye
[p'rhaps his parole has been revoked]
no, I think you amateur wanna be insulters have snatched him for ransom!
boys a helpful hint? the first rule in kidnapping, you need a ransom note, you know, asking for some even paltry sum of money
or else the poor NM will feel utterly worthless
oh, and btw, second rule in professional napping, y'all are spose to be contacting ME, not me contacting you
now what are your demands? and remember who you're demanding ransom for, only the niteman
>^,,^<
ps. can I wear a trench coat for this intrigue? or something in black [it's my color] |
