Have you ever wished you could remember Norm's
greetings on Cheers?
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1. "What's shaking Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
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2. "What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and
they're demanding beer."
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3. "What would you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
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4. "What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass
of whatever comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
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5. "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
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6. "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the
ending."
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7. "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for
you."
"I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
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8. "Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
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9. "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer
here.'"
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10. "Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
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11. "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor"
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."
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12. "How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
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13. "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer
nuts."
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14. "What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
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15. "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"All right, but stop me at one....make that
one-thirty."
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16. "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk
Bone underwear."
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17. "What's the story Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another
beer."
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18. "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer
please, Woody."
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19. "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions." |
