...still here? see, told you that you can not leave...
(a short recap of yesterday's ending)
A: aThorn aDay keeps aSag aWay.
Q: enough, i'm outta this nut thread
A: That was not a question, you cannot leave.
unnormal programming now continues
Q:
A: you don't have to say anything, i know you are here
Q:
A: you fear is near
Q:
A: sniff sniff, yes the twiTurds float from post to gpgi post
Q:
- Commercial Break -
(music - doom & gloom)
Do you wish that
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could also flush down the drain those Dak Attacks?
(music - uplifting)
Rejoice, Roto-Rooter has joined forces with the Men in Black
and Ghost Busters and out of work KGB agents.
History of Crapola
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2500 B.C.The Egyptians built elaborate bathrooms
inside the pyramids for their dead to use
on their journey to another life.
17th century castles have indoor privies.
The plumbing system dumped directly into the surrounding moats.
Anyone who dare wade across would surely die.
1859 Parliament in London, England, was suspended for a time
because of the unbearable stench of the Thames River.
1904 Thomas Crapper retires from the plumbing industry
and held it his greatest gift to mankind,
his invention of a flushable toilet.
Drain Pipe Surprises
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The results are in!
Roto-Rooter Corporation surveyed 204 service technicians,
asking them to name the most unusual item they found in a drain pipe.
You'll be amazed at the things that will fit into a drain pipe!
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fish, frogs, pigs, possums, skunks, snakes, squirrels
glass eyes, gold teeth, hearing aids and toupees
Broom handles, doorknobs, garden hoses and a hummingbird feeder
bungy cord, pinecone, shrimp net, broken cable, tear gas projectile
$50,000 believed to be a payoff for a murder.
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