I found them!!! I was hoping I'd saved them..they are too good to erase! LOL
FAMOUS COUNTRY SONGS YOU NEVER HEARD
"The Annual All Time Best of the Worst Country Song Titles"
Do You Love As Good As You Look
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
Heaven's Just A Sin Away
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Got In at 2 With a 10 And Woke Up at 10 With a 2
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
Out Of My Head and Back In My Bed
(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
You're A Cross I Can't Bear
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight?"
"Don't Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs"
"Drop-Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life"
"Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares"
"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
"How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A
Liar All My Life?"
"I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral"
"I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It"
"I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling"
"I Fell In a Pile of You, and Got Love All Over Me"
"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart"
"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine"
"I Meant Every Word That He Said"
"I Wanna Whip Your Cow"
"I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town"
"I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yecch!"
"I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win"
"I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy"
"I'll Get Over You, as Soon as You Get Out From Under Him"
"I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home"
"I'm Just a Bug on the Windshield of Life"
"I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here"
"I've Got Four On the Floor and a Fifth Under The Seat"
"I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed 'n' Cryin'
Over You"
"If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You"
"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?"
"If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight?"
"If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low"
"If She Puts Lipstick on My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love"
"If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will"
"It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long"
"Learning to Live Again is Killing Me"
"May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"
"My Everyday Silver is Plastic"
"My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus"
"My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him"
"Oh, I've Got Hair Oil on My Ears, and My Glasses are Slipping Down, but
Baby I Can See Through You"
"Oh, Lord! It's Hard to be Humble When You're Perfect in Every Way"
"Please Bypass This Heart"
"She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the Shaft"
"She Got the Ring, I Got the Finger"
"She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty"
"She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without"
"Swing Wide Your Gate of Love"
"Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone"
"There Ain't No Waste in My Baby's Love Canal"
"They May Put me in Prison, but They Can't Stop My Face from Breakin'
Out"
"When the Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me"
"You Can't Deal Me All the Aces and Expect Me Not to Play"
"You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"
"You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat"
"You're Ruining My Bad Reputation"
"You're The Reason Our Baby's So Ugly"
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True Country Song Titles That Never Made the Charts:
1. My Baby's Wearing War Paint (Since She Caught Me At The Teepee
Motel)
2. I Turned Out To Be The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised
3. My Honey Ran Away With Bob Vila (Now I'm In This Old House Alone)
4. Not Tonight, I Have A Heartache
5. I Dug Up Grandma 'Cuz I Love You (Got You This Ring)
6. That Bird Nest Out My Window Is the Wig You Used to Wear
7. Country Music Ain't Nuthin' But Bad News And a Steel Guitar
8. It's Hard To Wear My Heart On a Short-Sleeved Shirt
9. Did You Ever Know You Loved Me?
10. She's Singlin' Out My Married Man
11. I Wish I Was What I Was When I Wished I Was What I Am
12. I Ain't Got But One Nerve Left and You've Done Got On That
13. Keep The Truck an' Keep The Kids, But Send Ol' Fetch Back Home To Me
14. When The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
15. Ev'ry Time You Throw Dirt On Me, You Lose a Little Ground
16. How Come All My Children Look Like My Best Friend
17. I'll Be Under The Table When I Get Over You
18. She Even Woke Me Up To Say Good-Bye
19. While I Was Catching Z's, You Became My X, And I Wanna Know Y
20. The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
21. It's Bad When You're Caught With the Goods
22. Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Comin' In
23. Life Is Like Nebraska Without You
24. Square Dancin' By Myself
25. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin (I Wonder Whose I'd Find On You)
26. I Knew We Was Past By The Way You Passed the Pasta to Him
27. I Never Lied To You (Except About the Baby)
28. You Didn't Signal Right Before You Turned And Left Me
29. If You Don't Know My Name by Now (I Guess You Never Will)
30. If You Think This Is Puppy Love, You're Barkin' Up the Wrong Tree
31. You're Put Together So Good, But You're Fallin' Apart
32. If Liquor Were Coffee, I'd Have Grounds For Divorce
33. Rest-Stop Women (Make A Trucker Feel At Home)
34. You Made A Serious Fool Outta Me
35. You Broke My Heart And I'd Shoot Ya, But You Stole My Gun
36. Remember To Remind Me I'm Leavin'
37. Those Rose-Colored Glasses That You Broke
38. I'm Married To My Semi, And Semi-Married To You
39. My Liver's Sad You Left Me, But My Visa's Glad You're Gone
40. I Seen Your Picture On the Wall (Over At the Post Office)
41. Six-Pack Honeymoon
42. Ol' Shep Knows You Been Drinkin'
43. Cornflakes Are Fine For Breakfast, If You'll Keep Your Love At Home
44. I Hit Him With a Golf Club, 'Cuz He Really Teed Me Off
45. He Put Plastic Flowers on His Mama's Grave
46. There's No Weepin' Willow Cryin' Over Me
47. You've Been Jealous of My Mama, Since Her Jelly Took First Prize
48. Your Memory Is Better Than You
49. When It's Cotton-Pickin' Time In Santa Fe, Remember How You Shared
My Cot 'n' Gin
50. Let The Lie Lie And Come Back To Me
51. If Your Lovin' Was Pabst Blue Ribbon, I'd Be Drunk As A Skunk
Tonight
52. Why Can't My Baby Act More Like a Man?
53. I'll Be By You in the Bayou When I Buy You that Ring
54. If Your Mama's Name Was Hazel, Why Did She Name You Fern?
55. How Old Does a Good 'Ol Boy Have To Get Before He Gets Good?
56. If You Don't Believe in Me, I'm Gonna Be Leavin' You
57. My Spin Keeps Landin' On 'Bankrupt' in the Wheel of Fortune of Life
58. When You Kicked Me In The Teeth, You Hurt My Fillings.
59. I'd Bring You Home to Meet Mama and Daddy, If You Wasn't Their Niece
Already
60. There's A Full Moon Tonight, But I'm Not Howling
61. I Went Ape Over You, Then You Went and Made a Monkey Outta Me
62. Moon-Pie Mama
63. She's Only Been Gone for Seven Days, (But It Already Seems Like a
Week)
64. She Left Me Flat In Texas and Didn't Leave a Spare
65. You Mean More to Me Than My Bass Boat, But My Coon Dog Will Always
Come First
66. You Used To Fax Your Love To Me, Now You Send It C.O.D.
67. It's Ok That You Left, But You Shoulda Took Your Mama
68. She Learned How To Push My Buttons, Once She Got Remote Control
69. Stop Pulling My Leg, You're Breakin' My Heart
70. And the Baby Had to Eat Dirt for Christmas
71. He Put a Ring On Her Finger And a Dagger In My Heart
72. The Best Man At Our Wedding Was the Man That I Loved Best
73. You Gave Me 10% Of My Minimum Daily Requirement of Love
74. How Can You Treat Me So Mean (When You Mean So Much To Me)?
75. You're the F10 Key in the Computer of My Life
76. See You Later Doesn't Mean I'll See You Later
77. He's a Few Cans Short Of a Six-Pack
78. You Left Me Talkin' to Myself (But I Don't Know What to Say)
79. Your Word Ain't Worth Any More Than You Say It Is.
80. Thank You for Leavin' (You Saved Me from Saying Good-Bye)
81. I'm In a Pair Of Pants on the Outskirts Of Town
82. Don't Ever Call Me Crazy, 'Cause I'm Crazy Over You
83. She Drinks Martinis Like a Kangaroo (But My Heart Is In Her Pocket) |
