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Biotech / Medical : The Fraud of Biological Psychiatry

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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (87)8/9/2000 9:24:48 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (2) of 444
 
A man was walking down a beach, and accidentally kicked a bottle out of the sand. He opened the bottle, and a genie appeared.

The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of that bottle that I will grant you one wish. I can only grant one. And nothing about 'I wish for three wishes.'"

The man thought for a while and finally said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii. I've never been able to go because airplanes are much too frightening for me and boats make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "That's too hard. Imagine all the work involved. All the piling to hold up the highway needed and all the pavement. Ask for something else."

"Well," the man said. "I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult for me to get along with? Tell me what makes them tick."

The genie replied:

"Two lanes or four?"
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