If someone keeps telling me a tinfoil beanie will keep in the good energy I'll think he's nuts whether he says it once of 1000 times.
Might be worth a try. Tinfoil beanie to keep in the good energy, plastic wrap to keep out the bad, very felicitous combination. Have you ever seen an unhappy sandwich?
Actually, what we need to do is adopt the traditional philosophy of spiritual leadership: if you can't beat 'em, rip 'em off. We develop a website based around the key words of the movement, build a pitch, develop a cult following. We offer official exemption from service requirements to those who tithe, and devote the tithes to various noble and spiritual endeavours, such as the acquisition of yachts, which will serve as our spiritual havens amid the sucking black hole chaos of the Riviera. Of course we will offer a wide variety of spiritual implements, defenses against psychic attack, etc., all of which will be vended with a small profit margin... say 500%.
I know it's been done before; I know it's being done right now. But we could do it better, and think of the mater... <ahem> spiritual rewards. |
