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Pastimes : The New Qualcomm - write what you like thread.
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To: Labrador who wrote (2012)8/26/2000 10:00:14 PM
From: Jon Koplik  Read Replies (1) of 12246
 
<font color=MediumTurquoise>Funny Dave Barry men vs. women stuff.

(This was from the 7/2/00 Naples Daily News). (Dave Barry is "a humor columnist for The Miami Herald.")

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... males and females respond differently to stress. We know that if two males bump into each other, they will respond like this :

FIRST MALE : Hey, watch it !

SECOND MALE : No. YOU watch it !

FIRST MALE : Oh yeah ?

(They deliberately bump into each other again).

Two females, in the identical situation, will respond like this :

FIRST FEMALE : I'm sorry !

SECOND FEMALE : No, it's my fault !

FIRST FEMALE : Say, those are cute shoes !

(They go shopping).

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Jon.
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