Don't Need No Steengkeeng Webtranslators
Or maybe we do, but herewith the latest for our linguistic amusement.
Both come from a restaurant menu in Frankfurt. I have not seen it, but I trust the source, who was first attracted by this entry:
Consomme or fresh river Cancers
Enticing as that was, attention fixed on this description:
Steaks
If you have desire on a juicy fried beefsteak soright, then, I now offer you exactly the right. Argentinian Angusrinder becomes in a completely natural process, without each, Aid of chemical methods, without supplement feed, hormones or any other type of artificial stimulations bred. Everything Something that Animal has, the best thing, which one can give him/it, is wide surfaces to the Freedom of movement, immense areas and pasture-surfaces bester and at the same time incomparable quality, grasses, the no backlogs of any pesticides show.
This is German, alright
To change the subject only slightly:
draw the line well above your "winkie"
Actually, I think here you mean my wankie. (It has been graphically depicted in these parts before.) btw, the verb-form for one of its applications is "wanky-tank."
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