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Non-Tech : The Critical Investing Workshop
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To: freeus who wrote (31564)9/1/2000 9:39:28 PM
From: T L Comiskey  Read Replies (2) of 35685
 
Going to the Mts...?..carefull out there L

letter to a redneck
>
> Dear Redneck Son,
>
> I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
> where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most
> accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be
> able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that
> lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to
> change their address.
> This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it
> works
> so well, though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.
> We
> haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice
> last
> week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
> About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would
> be too
> heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put
> them
> in the pockets.
> Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because
> it
> took him two hours to get me and your father out.
> Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet
> so I
> don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your
> brother.
> Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
> him
> out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for
> three
> days.
> Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
> driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
> friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
> tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out
> of the normal has happened.
> Your Favorite Aunt,
> Mom.
>
>
>
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