Deeber found a friggen GOLD MINE....MYTN...READ ON...
makes an el-cheapo computer you hook to your TV. Does NOT use MS Windows or any other mainstream OS. uses some crapola OS to run the thing.
111 MILLION loss, 1.5M in cash on hand
....no, IM NOT KIDDING....
heres how it works:
AMD (read CRAP) processor
8 megabytes of RAM, 4.3GB hard drive, floppy drive, 56K modem (WOW...a FLOPPY to save all your work on....)
does not (yet) support MP3 files
does NOT suppot peripherals (like a FRIGGEN CD BWAHAHAHA!)
NO broadband support
No support outside US
No Java Support
monitor is EXTRA ($150+ shipping)
available in 4 cities:
Tampa, FL; Portland, OR; Indianapolis, IN; Minneapolis, MN;
WHAT...IS THAT A JOKE?....AVAILABLE IN 4 CITIES?????
WAIT...it GETS BETTER
Current partners include:
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www.Datalight.com - Datalight develops and licenses professional-quality system software and could be just the ticket for the needs of your business
OK FOLKS...HERE IS THE KICKER:
"Revenues from continuing operations, for the three months ended June 30, 2000 were $40,564 which consisted primarily of interest income in the amount of $34,056"
REVENUES WERE $6000 for LAST 3 MONTHS OR 5/100 OF 1 PENNY PER SHARE
"For the three months ended June 30, 2000, MyTurn.com incurred a net loss of $45,281,493 or a $4.40 loss per share"
SO LOSS WAS $4.40 PER SHARE.
.....when is it gonna start raining frogs......?
(PS...DEEBER owns the credit on this GIANT TURD.....) |
