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Technology Stocks : COMS & the Ghost of USRX w/ other STUFF
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To: Scrapps who wrote (21012)9/6/2000 6:26:12 AM
From: David Lawrence  Read Replies (5) of 22053
 
The Top 14 Things Texans Do to Beat the Heat

[ The Top 5 List topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2000 by Chris White ]

14> Fill up your Stetson and invite the neighbors over for a pool party.

13> Strap on an ice blue Colt .45 and feel that cold steel close to your skin.

12> Let the dog drive the truck so you can stick your head out the window.

11> Urban kids open oil wells and play in the gushers.

10> Hang out with George W. in the nice, cool shade of his father's shadow.

9> Simply turning Ross Perot toward Mexico reduces hot air by 22%.

8> Stand close to the Cowboys, catch the nice breeze from their free-fall.

7> Wipe your brow with a cool, moist Chihuahua.

6> Still go to the local pro, college, high school, junior high,
elementary, and kindergarten football games, but maybe
skip the local pre-school game -- as long as it's still
only preseason and we're not playing those lil' bastards
from Bryan!

5> Imagine Al Gore as president and get a chill down the spine.

4> Head up to Dallas and stand in the shadow of a socialite's hair.

3> Stuff a nice cold Astro bat down your pants.

2> Slip the guard a twenty and have them give you your lethal
injection with a "frosted" needle.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Texans Do to Beat the Heat...

1> Put a little snow up your nose -- then write it off as a
"youthful indiscretion."

[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2000 by Chris White ]
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