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Non-Tech : Conseco Insurance (CNO)

CNO 43.29

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Dec 26 9:30 AM EST

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To: Tunica Albuginea who wrote (2832)	9/7/2000 2:43:27 PM
From: donjuan_demarco	Read Replies (2) of 4155

The Stages of a Tunica Breakdown: It is easy to determine trends in CNC's price by evaluating Tunica's posts and observable mental status. STAGE 1: Every third word in Tunica's posts is "Shorty". This indicates that CNC is starting a mild backslide. STAGE 2: Tunica includes a reference to firearms in every post, and the dire fate that awaits Shorty. This indicates that CNC has been in decline for two or more days. STAGE 3: Tunica begins to speaks in tongues, his eyes roll back into his head, and his head begins to turn in complete circles. This indicates that CNC is approaching the $7 mark. STAGE 4: This stage has been infrequently studied. Antecdotal reports tell us that in this stage, Tunica spews green vomit while speaking in an eastern european language that has been dead for over 2,000 years. Tunica compulsively etches pentagrams into the floor of his office, and begins sacrificing small animals in order to appease the angry Gods. This indicates that CNC is within 30 days of filing bankruptcy.

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