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To: Night Writer who wrote (84658)9/7/2000 3:46:20 PM
From: Elwood P. Dowd  Read Replies (1) of 97611
 
A young, naive brunette woman goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Please show me what you mean."

She pushes her elbow with her index finger and screams in agony.

She presses her knee in the same way and screams, pushes her ankle and
screams and so it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a
blonde, aren't you?"

She says, "Yes, Doctor. How did you know?"

I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken!"
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